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By noshow - 11/12/2014 05:44 - United States - Richardson

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

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Thursday 11 December 2014 14:47

Your brother is a selfish bastard

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wolfman0_o 17

Saturday 13 December 2014 19:17

Just make your bro pay you back.

literallyno 5

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:45

Atleast you don't have a solo.

CptSoAP90 6

Monday 15 December 2014 21:04

my brother pawned off my class ring for the same reason...

TechnoStew 21

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:48

Call the police.

ty2013 3

Tuesday 16 December 2014 20:50

As a man in my high school band, this kills me inside.

why__not_fml 8

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:24

he's gotten to that point where he needs help. Maybe you should talk to him

maliadiva11 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:41

i wouldve been ready to kill if that happened to my alto clarinet

mikuxxhatsune 32

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:40

Damn. That sucks.

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