Miscellaneous: Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has... - FML

By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 10 September 2015 19:08

Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!

Coland 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 18:58

I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?

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shannon2348 14

Thursday 20 February 2020 20:04

Who the hell orders a dress 3 weeks before the wedding? ydi

peterblack67 9

Saturday 16 January 2021 21:13

You waited until 3 weeks before the wedding to order your dress?

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