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By OneOfThoseDays - 04/05/2016 14:49 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, it's just been one of those days. I couldn't submit an important final paper and was up late for it, got two hours of sleep and left my house late, got pulled over for going ten over on my way to class and found that my insurance card was expired, and was late to class. It's only 7 AM. FML.

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ZTF 15

Wednesday 4 May 2016 17:46

I'm split on this one. Rough that you had a bad morning OP, but you deserve it for doing whatever you did to get pulled over and not checking your insurance. So...both? Good luck and hope your day gets better either way!

klutz44 28

Thursday 5 May 2016 2:25

You're already late for class and it's only 7am? That's a really early class.

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ZTF 15

Wednesday 4 May 2016 17:46

I'm split on this one. Rough that you had a bad morning OP, but you deserve it for doing whatever you did to get pulled over and not checking your insurance. So...both? Good luck and hope your day gets better either way!

klutz44 28

Thursday 5 May 2016 2:25

You're already late for class and it's only 7am? That's a really early class.

lifes_rough23 8

Thursday 5 May 2016 6:37

damn.. life's rough!! haha sorry op, chin up!

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