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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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avrpatsfan 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:05

shave that's gross

chellinha93 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:07

ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.

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mh3 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:29

ew.. seriously, get a wax! and don't shave - it itches like hell when it grows back! YDI

youfools 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:16

Having a little extra hair is one thing- having pubes so long and wearing "pants" that short is just wrong.

t_fangz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 11:43

lmao at #159

SarahSomething 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:31

Shave that nasty bush! That's not attractive, AT ALL. Yuck!

Soccerchick1703 7

Monday 21 December 2009 0:32

ROTFL That just made my day

green82389 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:12

Are you asking for crabs? Oh wait, no one wants to **** a girl with pubes that long :)

jpest17 5

Friday 25 December 2009 4:08

idk if it's natural just so long it isent everywhere. btw very funny! also I think both shaved and natural both have a high sex apeal.

itouch23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:20

Lmfao!!!!

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 23:15

i think it is a turn on ;) like shaved or bushy :L:L

nintenDX 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:14

have u ever heard of trimming?

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