Health: Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom...

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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tiger1 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:59

Well... I guess the headache couldn't get much worse anyway?

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:05

Well I guess "rough night" would be an understatement, huh?

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Paws_Cat 29

Monday 18 May 2015 12:44

Jeepers!

FunnyStranger 7

Wednesday 20 May 2015 4:25

Final Destination...

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 10:45

We've all been there bro.

Miss_Loki 4

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:06

At least you didn't die? ?

smarti1809 12

Friday 22 May 2015 1:32

sounds like someone needs to lay off the jaeger. lol

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