Love: Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes... - FML

By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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mlsmty 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:56

tough love

Da_Gov 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 3:07

ouch! that sucks

Edenbeam 19

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:32

Your mom is a bitch. :|

lblikk 0

Friday 11 June 2010 8:21

aww she still loves you baby!

ChloroformPanda 21

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:02

@140 United Kingdoms isn't in America, smart one. :/

saxygurl 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:30

that's something my mother would do. :

MajorSchnitzel 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:01

u ain't got no pancake mix!

BigBossdanny 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:16

lol ungrantfull mother you have xD

im_so_ninja 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:13

not all pancakes are fattening, it's really how you make them and what you put on them.

InsanishDanish 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:20

What an ungrateful bitch.

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