Intimacy: Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine...

By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

swirlsofhoney 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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bosco_kk 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:04

Was it bacon? huh? lulz

rallets 22

Friday 12 June 2009 3:10

talk about wakin' bacon, amirite?

HteaXtrainC 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:14

You know what, I would probably have done the same thing. lol.

ijustlaugh 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:13

eww hahha that's kind of disturbing xD

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:22

That's hot. But no, seriously, you are not right.

luckyducky123 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:26

How does this qualify as an FML or a YDI? It doesn't. His life isn't ****** because it happened and he did nothing to deserve it. How about a thats hilarious moment?

kyasariin 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:27

Vending machines must be orgasmic. xP

fegd 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:28

You're most likely fat and sad.

thebigone_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:43

whats your bmi? must be in the obese range. better start eating right and exercising... plus all the food in a majority of vending machines are disgusting processed poisons.

ithedarkknight 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:57

lol most likely your a guy... sooooooooo idk weird BUT if you were a girl i think thats totally hot unless your fat and repulsive otherwise... thats hot... yea well it said speak your mind so i did =P