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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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Jimster1712 0

Friday 9 September 2011 12:11

Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.

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Friday 9 September 2011 12:21

All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".

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Friday 23 March 2012 18:44

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Sk8SnowCO 8

Friday 13 September 2013 4:03

congrats for making me burst out laughing:) its ok i do stupid stuff like this all the time

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