Health: Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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AZMarine 0

Monday 21 February 2011 10:53

you're doin fine with just two! I kinda wanna go watch that again. bad ass in it

SeaChicken 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:01

How can you deserve this? I'm confused.

GawZ 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:04

gross

Xythenol 6

Monday 21 February 2011 11:08

AAAHAAAA XD

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 21 February 2011 11:09

Chandler Bing?!?!?!

Decodedman 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:29

"Joey was in a porno!"

denversolo 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:14

I'm missing the FML part of this

SluggerJ 7

Monday 21 February 2011 11:30

freckly & kinda hawt but I could be called a freak. (& bring on the replays lol)

forgetspaces 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:31

Omnomnom

blueninjas 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:35

.....

ff8masterc 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:42

3 ****? Awesome.

itsbrookebixch 0

Monday 21 February 2011 21:10

ew lol

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