Health: Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

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Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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Geek_Freak 13

Monday 28 September 2015 5:46

H-h-how?

kurisone 5

Sunday 9 October 2016 7:55

in the words of paul.. three titz. .. wooow ?

UltimateBob 11

Wednesday 11 January 2017 4:35

YDI because that's better than cancer

sarahcroy20 12

Thursday 3 December 2020 2:19

I'm confused. I'm pretty sure that your 3rd boob has been there your whole life. And you never noticed????

metroido 17

Friday 25 February 2022 4:21

well I mean at least you don’t have breast cancer

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