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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Bostern 29

Monday 21 January 2013 12:09

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

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Monday 21 January 2013 12:09

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

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poccocurantes 7

Monday 21 January 2013 15:58

Just show him your amazing talent. Eating corn through a picket fence.

poccocurantes 7

Monday 21 January 2013 16:01

I think Op has a case of butter teeth. She's got a pretty face but her teeth...?

Quiet_one 22

Monday 21 January 2013 16:04

On the one hand, I want to say YDI for flirting with your dentist, but I decided on FYL because his response was incredibly rude where a simple "no" would have done just fine. He sounds like an arrogant dick.

CheeseHater 23

Monday 21 January 2013 18:02

You changed my mind, actually. That was such a dickish answer.

Bikrbum 6

Monday 21 January 2013 16:04

Ouch!! That had to hurt..

Bridgetyy 5

Monday 21 January 2013 16:58

YDI for not taking better care of your teeth.

ModernXSuperman 11

Monday 21 January 2013 17:32

I'm guessing your username, blackandyellow, is talking about your teeth, so I don't blame him.

Lastking85 6

Monday 21 January 2013 17:53

Oooooch !!!

dontpanic_fml 32

Monday 21 January 2013 18:41

Ha! Some girl who thinks it's appropriate to start flirting like a dumbass with her dentist and then ask him out...I would've said the same thing. Hop off lady, keep it in your pants for goodness' sake.

Pigeon89 34

Monday 21 January 2013 19:09

Weird- I was saying to my dental nurse today how it's frightening how many people put so much effort into their outward appearance and yet it's so shocking, and a little upsetting when you see their mouths :( One of my friends was saying he saw a girl who he'd genuinely kiss on a night out but the state of her mouth was beyond foul!