Intimacy: Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted...

By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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beryd 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:45

warmly greeted huh? I bet you were

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:59

Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!

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Dallyni 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:06

haha he was the free entertainment that they were offering for the night

youovereact 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:22

I think he likes you

Laughing_Cow 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:22

I thought it was an alligator or something!!!

kpsmith 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:25

"Why, hello there ma'am. If you would please, wait there while I finish..."

tnglator 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:26

thought that was our little secret!

xxcrazygingerxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:02

yummm(;

islandcarrie 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:26

Did you wash your hands in that sink.

shaysters1432 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:27

thats nasty:P lucky you...

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:44

I thought it was a snake, haha

neuggs2 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:57

Uh warmly greeted huh? Based on tht how is tht a FML moment? Seems like u liked it

rickilynn 0

Monday 11 April 2011 8:34

Clearly OP was using the ever-so-magical ' sarcasm '. O:

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