Work: Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots.... - FML

By Juggalette - 29/01/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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Monday 1 February 2010 2:29

Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes. And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.

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jair_lhao 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:17

lmao that's soo true there horns might stab you >.< ouch

Juggalette1020 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:35

Second off. WTF dose it matter what my name is? Sorry I'm a fan of ICP. Wait...No I'm not sorry. I like them. I grew up around their music. So Get over it. And I didn't expect tips. But it's rather rude to leave something like that when I was overly nice, on time with everything, and everything came out right.

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blessed719_fml 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:34

EPIC!!!

RadioOctopus 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 17:33

Im in ihop on break right now! Yeah there are a lot of idiots.

Steffi 26

Thursday 30 August 2012 11:06

You shouldn't play leapfrog with them, you could land on the horn!

daizttgg 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:57

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