Miscellaneous: Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML - FML

By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

Family Guy much?

Raina1122 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

WTF is wrong with that??!

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smilebaby93 0

Friday 19 August 2011 0:36

omg this just made my day haha

onefinemess 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:51

lmao I have done that. Shows your eating a really good amount of fiber, like bell peppers or beans. Good for you!

crizzy 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:40

Hahaha

kitkat4949 7

Friday 28 October 2011 2:52

Well, at least you don't need an alarm clock.

jennabeigh 7

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:34

Totally happened to me the other night... At my boyfriends.... And it woke him up too.. And, well... Kind of was the first time I'd farted around him. Fml.

communisttaco 16

Friday 2 May 2014 20:50

How is that a YDI?

alex_carstens_yo 9

Sunday 29 June 2014 19:40

awwh ur like a dog

shartmydarts 8

Monday 29 June 2015 19:16

That's not a bad thing. It should be a source of pride.

thelazytree9 16

Monday 30 November 2015 16:18

I shit bricks when I saw this in the moderation thing

erase_my_ears 16

Tuesday 22 December 2015 18:12

Been there done that

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