Geek: Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda... - FML

By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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krez 20

Friday 8 January 2010 15:59

Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:09

"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 15:20

I would've done the same thing!!! Star Wars being the greatest trilogy ever, I would've totally tried to do the force. Screw ur sister, ur a boss!!!

charlieohcharlie 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:16

Trilogy? What about episode 4-6 o:

MissPuppettear 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:54

Ahhh the force is strong with this one....

Bubbelz 25

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:18

Seems like someone has been practicing forcing in her room, a lot.

krabbyrapist 12

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:54

you sound like you have down syndrome.

blondie147 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 15:23

I'd embrace it. lol.

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:32

The prequels suck. Stick to the good ones. Though you never know if you can use the Force unless you try.

pheizer01 10

Saturday 9 July 2016 0:24

Why, just why

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