Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her... - FML

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:08

So? Are you her brother?

Basballplaya16 4

Monday 24 May 2010 9:29

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

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slimashli 7

Wednesday 15 October 2014 8:49

isn't that arkansas

Rammer3500 23

Sunday 17 January 2016 18:58

Thats not weird... If they made out that would be weird

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