Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years....

By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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jazziness 12

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:23

that was sweet

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:30

Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.

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PurpleKissesGree 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:59

OMG... Every time my guy friend does that I act like I dropped something behind me... And walk the other way...LoL

RemyX1 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:35

HA HA yeah I see what you thought OMG OMG OMG I think hes about to propose what do I do? he gets whats wrong I was only tring to tye your shoe WHEW

tyra8972 8

Saturday 27 June 2015 4:50

If you really loved him that wouldn't worry you

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