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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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Fishque 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:51

??? Did you even read it?

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol

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ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:38

#3 why would she dump her brother? I don't think you read the fml fully.

mcasa24 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 17:37

reconize the face first. always happens to me

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:56

Today, I was walking arond the street, minding my own business, when some freak jumps on me screaming: "David!" That's not my name.FML

Federgirl 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:27

ugh how embarrassing!

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