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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Crappy circumstances - 11/11/2025 12:00

Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML

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By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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gigi37 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:08

Nice job

heyitsbrii 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:36

lmao!! that is like the funniest mental picture ever haha

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 28 May 2010 16:54

that's hilarious

charbz 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:18

lmao I hope you kept your mouth shut

99XxJoKeRxX99 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:51

Wow that is pretty impressive.

Tenaed 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:57

bahahahaha!

iloveshh23 2

Monday 4 July 2011 5:02

bahahahaha.

Zedric69 3

Friday 8 July 2011 11:56

heavy fire power xD

skygirl333 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:53

Fail.

ZielZone 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:34

Idiot

d3ath1snatural 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:53

your not alone I've done it too. :)_

Unlucky_Gun 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:18

Haha YDI. I'm not gonna lie your an idiot, but your awesome. It's funny when people have no common sense sometimes depending on what they do hahaha

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