Intimacy: Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a...

By lovewedge - 09/03/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

what_the_fuhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:01

damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

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ugliy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:40

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard. BEST NICKNAME EVER

funk49 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 18:48

I lawled.

XxTivonaxX 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:18

thats called rape

superm2813 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:19

thats rape. they can get arrested for that.

Tahiri 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:45

I have narcolepsy. Would you people have said I deserved it if I fell asleep and had that happen to me?

KidoSLT 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:39

URBAN DICTIONARY !!! 1. Love Wedge 16 up, 1 down love it hate it The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)! Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge if you don't believe me, look it up yourself. that's pretty cheap fml.