Love: Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms...

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:02

Uhhh... couldn't he have just been dreaming...? O_o (As in it wasn't anything sexual...)

beauty_blogger 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:08

#5 uhhh, how is that shallow?

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Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:02

Uhhh... couldn't he have just been dreaming...? O_o (As in it wasn't anything sexual...)

applecake 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:39

Aww...

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:54

ummmm.......maybe his mom is really hot?

djtelekinesis 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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beauty_blogger 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:08

#5 uhhh, how is that shallow?

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:44

I don't get it... Lol - S.

lostguy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:45

it's probably is what #1 said. he's probably just having a dream and meant mom in a non-sexual way.

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Thursday 30 April 2009 8:21

Lol, he probably had a bet to prove he could get a could in bed with him.

wax_soup 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:27

O.o how old is he imagining u got drunk and slept with a 10 year old boy is a real fml xD

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Sunday 21 June 2009 11:26

I like bagels

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