Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:17

Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:18

It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

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Batlocirapter 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:58

Can you not walk over a mopped floor without falling? Is that hard?

magickiss87 22

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:18

I'd have said "bitch, please" and walked away. That is ridiculous thing to say to and expect from a customer!

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