Health: Today, I was shamed for turning down a mimosa at brunch. I am...

I feel you. I'm allergic to so many things, and it causes all kinds of issues like this, such as people being upset that I'm "being dramatic" for asking them to not touch me after consuming something I'm violently allergic to.

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