Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when...

By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.

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BubbaJ80 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:45

Your never to old to look

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:07

Just because he's old doesn't mean he can't have some fun

vengefulkitty 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:53

he's a G

jiraii 9

Monday 25 February 2013 2:48

Your grandpa sounds awesome.

loldatssad 12

Monday 25 February 2013 4:47

Grandpa has some skills!

baileysmama11 3

Monday 25 February 2013 5:21

That's awesome!

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Monday 25 February 2013 6:34

give him a rear view mirror ;)

Drunkenness 9

Monday 25 February 2013 7:37

Good man, good man.

Inked0803 12

Monday 25 February 2013 18:06

A wheel chair doesn't change a man from being a man

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 15:38

He is a hoot! Be proud of him!

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