Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer....

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

MegNZee21 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:15

haha owned

bulburt 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:17

Today i was out training a rookie when i saw my kid drive by and thought it would be awesome to use him as a training example. My kid ended up being drunk behind the wheel FML

philly1128 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:58

your annoying

Gondile 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 18:31

175 is annoying

NoFlippinWai 24

Monday 14 October 2013 14:57

175- You're*

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 12:56

What about his annoying?

mak_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:18

You're lucky you only got sent to jail, asshole. Drinking and driving can kill someone -- and usually not the one who's driving drunk. You could've been responsible for some innocent person's death.

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:19

kudos #12. kudos.

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:19

#10 - If the OP's dad would have let him go after blowing that high that would be very stupid of him as an officer of the law.

mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:24

#15 - Yeah but I meant not put him to jail. Maybe just take his car away or something. But then again if the dad really was a good officer then the kid wouldn't get away with it.

vi3tv0tinh 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 5:26

But we all know cops are power hungry douchebag that do things base on their moodswing

skater847 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:00

that isn't always true...

Laitue_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:32

Wow. You so deserved that. And more. I hope your dad takes your car away. How did this even make it on here?

d347hm4n 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:34

#2 echoes my sentiments perfectly

cprompt 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:34

Oh woe is me, FML, I got caught driving under the influence of alcohol and creating a danger to others by MY OWN FATHER... FML FML FML FML

erm 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:37

Two things: First, you're a fuckwad, asshole and retard for driving drunk. If you do it again, I hope you hit a tree, and not another vehicle. Second, you should fight the ticket--your dad likely recognized your car and new it was you. That's *not* likely to qualify as probable cause, so you've got a constitutional rights question.