Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my...

By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 23:09

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

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"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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Should have named yourself YoYoObedienceTraining

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