Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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jay804cee 3

Saturday 14 June 2014 20:41

why was you naked under sheet?????

magic_lover423 10

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:40

Haha

DRAG0NL0RD4 6

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:30

OMG! Were they walnuts or peanuts?

Chibi_Kitten 24

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:19

Cats fart worse than humans. The deadly silent frequent farts. Expect revenge, rotten revenge.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:31

I meant to say expect constant revenge..

Katie_9078 8

Wednesday 9 July 2014 18:55

Why would you even TRY to torture a living creature, you bastard!?

Honest_FML 9

Sunday 12 October 2014 15:49

Ew?

niamhyo 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:40

I'm concerned at how funny I found this

midnightmango 13

Sunday 19 October 2014 2:30

You're a piece of crap

taintedtruffle 42

Friday 24 October 2014 1:06

let me get this straight.. your idea of a joke ...is farting on a baby animal??

noah_1234 24

Wednesday 5 November 2014 1:08

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