By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Fentown_fml 4

...The ****? You're disgusting and deserve it!

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fakkumairaifu 14

WTF is with FMLs being edited/censored? This used to say "balls" instead of "nuts", and it was funnier that way too.

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sayheyyybabe 0

Now, instead of nuts, they say "happy sacks". Anyways, YDI, jerk. How would you like it if some giant who was 20 times bigger than you grabbed you, put you underneath their bed sheets, and farted in your face? I'm sure you'd be pissed, too.

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Snowman747 0

Enjoy it , might be the only time your penis even gets near a pussy. You never know!

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little_birdie 0

Haha- wow, i feel soo bad although i did laugh. 351 is right. anyway, i hope it hurts you asshole. you cud have smothered him. just think how bad you would feel if you smothered an innocent kitten by sitting on it??

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jakeidk 0

wait a second you put a cat under the covers while your are (I'm assuming nude) and thoght it would what? not play with the danly toy?

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LauraTheKiwi 0

Don't mess with the pussy. Or he'll mess with YOUR pussy. YDI. :D

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