Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly...

By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Comments

t0rnadeau 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:00

That's a win in my book.

NellyFC35 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:08

That's what she get for playin too much.....and E stop peeing in the shower foo

elizacandle 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 23:46

SHE deserved it.

countryrose92 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:03

She deserved it. Hahaha

bosniangirl27 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 7:25

That's what she gets lol

chewebb 8

Tuesday 14 April 2015 5:45

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Shafro_0 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:45

at least you can just say that you was so scared that you pissed yourself to hide the fact you was pissing in the shower deliberately??>.

AwkwardKarma 18

Saturday 17 October 2015 16:28

She deserved it.

MankDemes 15

Thursday 3 December 2015 22:25

At least she can join you now lol

Mattanatior 11

Tuesday 2 February 2016 21:19

That's her fault

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