Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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bebepatita 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:01

fake

jumpgurl23 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:02

wooooow. just wow. wtf?

CrushedX 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:03

Heh, funny but You must have made this up You Cant FORGET that your walking... Wake Up :o Not a FML

LolCows 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:04

2 possibilites 1. Fake 2. My personal favorite. You are legit retarded

xOMFGx 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:14

fail

Lucicx0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:33

i could understand this if you were drunk or something

legalize89 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:37

were you high?

MukyDaCookie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:39

You're black aren't you?

amykillswitch 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:54

what?

heeystefi_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:56

122,youre not funny

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