Health: Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird...

By badpigeon - 24/02/2017 18:35 - France - Le Mans

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML

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species4872 19

Friday 24 February 2017 19:25

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

jcash52426 5

Friday 24 February 2017 20:30

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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bkwusa 15

Monday 27 February 2017 15:37

At least you were wearing a helmet!!! Think about how much damage would have occurred without it... to the poor bird!!

shredder217 16

Tuesday 28 February 2017 3:19

Were you riding ATGATT? If not YDI

JokersHarles 3

Thursday 13 April 2017 23:10

That's what really important right?

Cyberpope 3

Monday 24 April 2017 6:07

Too bad it wasn't a goose -- at least they HONK!

Jeanelle McKenzie Eakin 10

Thursday 4 May 2017 22:05

That sucks

XUDT72 24

Saturday 13 May 2017 6:07

Oh snap...literally

Moxie Mettle 10

Saturday 24 February 2018 2:36

I ride. You shouldn't if this causes you to wreck. Retire now while you are still alive! It's not like you were riding on the highway.

WHS_Kitty 8

Sunday 29 April 2018 5:55

“A leg, a rib, and a wrist of mine were broken.” Um....

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Monday 28 October 2019 15:34

bird should look where it was going, you should sue!

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