Intimacy: Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into... - FML

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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TOP COMMENTS

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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valerie7188 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:46

nice! lmao

DeUCes22 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:26

**** CANADA!

lovelylittleme 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:05

i need him!!! bahaha

CanadianNarwhal 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:47

I would've laughed my ass off.

logantroxell 1

Friday 12 August 2011 15:21

Man of the year

yaknowiverse 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:46

awesome song!!! also, that must have hurt and your boyfriend is kinda dumb. but he has a good taste in music

AngelHedgehog 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:26

Wow just wow lol

dillonManning 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 9:41

He's a keeper!

Bubbles1354 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:29

Dude tht sucks but its kinda funny

froufrou7 3

Friday 28 October 2011 18:06

Your boyfriend looks ******* awsome!

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