Transportation: Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports... - FML

By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

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mclovin22897 15

Friday 10 July 2015 8:21

maybe you'll get lucky and its take your cat to work day.

feven 32

Friday 10 July 2015 8:20

I've had reoccurring dreams about this happening to me..

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Friday 10 July 2015 19:19

It all went according to the cat's plans.

kitty_kat14 7

Friday 10 July 2015 19:48

just take your cat to work and say at least you came to work

lyn87 7

Friday 10 July 2015 19:54

Lmao. This is actually really funny.

cooltatgar 31

Friday 10 July 2015 20:27

You gotta love how the artist illustrated the cat's punishment

aphillips1976 4

Friday 10 July 2015 20:27

I'm sorry, but that's too funny!

jordanlite 16

Friday 10 July 2015 20:30

Lol this is the cutest FML ever.

ourtneyc 14

Friday 10 July 2015 22:57

you should follow this up! I'm curious as to what the other passengers thought (if they noticed)

yunhee2000 10

Friday 10 July 2015 23:19

Bring ur pet to work day!!

Rozeyyy 25

Friday 10 July 2015 23:38

Sounds like an awesome new movie plot...."kitty's day out"

TomeDr 24

Friday 10 July 2015 23:55

I know it sucked for you but it made me giggle!

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