Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked...

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

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PureGold 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:29

That's insane. Total invasion of privacy...why did she even bother knocking in the first place? There are times when a mother can't use the "I gave birth to you!" excuse, and this is definitely one of them. Go give your mom a stern talking to about how you need your privacy, and that's why there's a lock on the door. And if you say "Don't come in", she CAN'T come in. I hope she starts listening to you after this...if you two can still make eye contact lol xP.