Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it... - FML

By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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b_anhero 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:06

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

random210 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 23:25

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

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Goofysk8er 4

Friday 17 September 2010 0:57

HAHA that happens to me all the time

rmgould 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:11

that's funny!

LongLongWay 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:23

Comment moderated.

spurs21208 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:24

haha did anybody see that happen

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 17 September 2010 7:04

your cute

Senseless_487 29

Friday 17 September 2010 9:17

According to his profile, he's 13…

yummycupcakegirl 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:36

hahah

loshysucks 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:37

Ahhahahahahahahaha, Funnn!!

TrollFeeder 10

Friday 17 September 2010 1:39

it stuck?

glemmie 0

Friday 17 September 2010 1:45

epic battle!

runbabyrun13 0

Friday 17 September 2010 2:07

hahaha that just made me laugh soooo hard

danica45 7

Friday 17 September 2010 2:08

lol way to charge forward, mine is back haha

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