Animals: Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in...

By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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lonelynekoboi 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:04

Poor kitty. I feel bad for the kitty

j_cat187 19

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:09

Hey, you made me giggle. +1

airsnake2k 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:14

hahaha thats funny

Prolusive 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:47

That's a real cat-astrophe.

hoonyer 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:12

Damn that's one hot pussy ;)

joncole 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:30

I blame the cat

ninjacapo 2

Friday 4 November 2011 4:05

poor kitty

ninjacapo 2

Friday 4 November 2011 4:05

poor kitty

sean1dan 10

Friday 4 November 2011 10:35

Lol luckily it wasn't an hour later when the laundry was dried.

aubrey4123 0

Monday 7 November 2011 3:56

at least you saved it! it should be grateful!

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