Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good...

By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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maskedman 9

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:55

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

shananigans 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:55

...Did you finish anyway?

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BoogaBear92 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:28

Well did you at least finish?

irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:39

you must be nice. I need to do some tests. Care to participate?

7man 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:54

look at it this way you got her soo tired so she went for a nap

soccerbug6 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:01

way to go

HerroImYerro 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:10

ditch her and **** me. i wont fall asleep ;)

Tinkerbele 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:11

that's not good at all in ur direction

sublimaze 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:11

your sexual prowess is unparalleled

DavidA91 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:17

who cares bro at least u still got yours!

allegretti22593 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:20

haha pussy

Kholbie1 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:22

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