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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:51

wow it's usually the dude with embarrassing gas.

mofran 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:52

and your a fat kid.

DeLpHe3zY 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:53

you deserve it

broken3_88 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:56

GIRLS DON'T FART! must of been a qeef lol :D

smeesha 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:40

yes we do. :p

12monet3 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:24

No we don't!

McBride_510 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:05

fail lol

Schnyduh 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:05

Awkward....

cek31076 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:05

ouch that sucks

jiimbo344 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:08

dumb bitch

dudeway4 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:50

bump

felah17 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:16

Don't sweat it! He'll think you were flirting with him with your arse!! ; )

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:33

why didnt you hold it in?

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