Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

Comments

FML7777 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 11:56

yeah right, like you know 63 people.

CasualMaggot 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:26

Hahaha, it's an aweful feature xD But don't worry, it's only satanic.

Diligent17 4

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:11

Whoa, hilarious.

Muggalicious 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 10:13

FYL hahah

Mauskau 35

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:33

if it's on msn then it doesn't always come up with videos. hence why i never turn it off. however when i do watch a video on my pc i opened in it a different player otherwise wmp goes crap. and i never watch **** :) only films :D

jillz 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:19

To all those saying "everyone watches ****": That is a false statement. Only those with little imagination have to watch other people doing it to get themselves off. May I be flogged and struck down with a fatal hit of lightning if I'm lying.