Intimacy: Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's...

By betterthanhodor - 08/11/2014 14:09 - United Kingdom - Woodbridge

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

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By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 00:30

Today, I had been looking forward to sex all day, got home, got my husband's engine running, got naked on top of him, violently sneezed at his new aftershave, and started my period all over his balls. We were centimetres away from sex and now have to wait 3 to 7 days. FML

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By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Saturday 8 November 2014 18:29

Bloody hell.

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pain relieving pills, check. postponed sexy time, check check check.

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jdcg116 10

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:08

Lol. Just saw #12's response. Awesome.

_Peppermint_ 34

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:35

****** actually help period cramps. If you or your boyfriend don't mind getting a little messy, it shouldn't be a problem.

Emmamazing 26

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:50

I voted yes for this in moderation! Made a good choice

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Saturday 8 November 2014 23:25

Where will YOU be when red hits you?

i_needa_username 17

Saturday 8 November 2014 23:32

That's some bloody hell right there sorry for you!!

mxgirl1998 26

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:08

wow that really sucks, sorry op. hopes that gets better soon

kramona 17

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:12

That's awful! Periods always make for a disappointing time..well for me anyway. Sorry for you op!

manga_fml 15

Sunday 9 November 2014 0:53

this happens to me all the time. its like it knows when you are looking forward to something!

patrickeli 15

Sunday 9 November 2014 1:45

My *

poirot_fml 13

Sunday 9 November 2014 1:58

There's always a ******** :/

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