Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother... - FML

By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:21

Well, she's a mum,I'm sure she'd rather have your hug, than her vase. On second thought, she'd rather have both maybe...

Whatapuffchild 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:20

well..shit

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hatedbyhim 19

Thursday 4 December 2014 2:49

love comes with a price these days.

punmessiah 28

Tuesday 28 July 2015 21:42

kiss kiss fall in love

CougeeSwagg 19

Tuesday 3 May 2016 5:46

Who needs a $200 vase anyway? Could have bought a months worth of groceries.

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