Love: Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my... - FML

By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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4rmMiami 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:59

May the force be with you

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:00

The horniness is strong with this one.

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N1GHTS 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:33

Your boyfriend's kinda nerdy but I don't really see the problem, unless your name isn't Amber...

glamorous18 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:35

lol that's actually kinda cute haha

kimg0885 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:37

You and the Chewbacca FML girl should double date, I bet your boyfriends would get along great.

truerebel 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:40

Your boyfriend is awesome.

domlikeabla 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:41

Whats wrong with that u probably have nice boobs so he's showing u that he appreshiats them.

lumpojoe 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:43

lmfao

highway_unicorn7 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:44

STILL a better love story than twilight.

S7YX 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:51

Everything is better than twilight!

georlenez 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:46

Oh my gosh, I wish my boyfriend did this. Haha.

Lillias_fml 19

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:48

That's cute in some weird way!

etchsanity1 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:48

Well amber is a stripper name

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