Miscellaneous: Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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Monday 15 June 2015 15:00

Who the hell would use someone's clean towel for that?

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Monday 15 June 2015 15:08

I know, right? What an asswipe.

Comments

Tannasgh 22

Monday 15 June 2015 22:15

Hasn't she ever heard of a showerhead?

bobbricks11 7

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:04

Least she didn't use a sock...

Jayroc 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:02

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! That sucks

sunyaph 23

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:20

i would kick her out for that or lecture her ass.

opiate_ape 10

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:39

Go smear that towel in their stupid face...ffs what a fuckhead.

enginsteve 17

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:49

Happiness is having enough toilet paper.

Hyenayena 27

Tuesday 16 June 2015 5:53

As embarrassing as it is, the most decent thing they could have done was to tell you, because you would have found out either way. One way would have been an awkward conversation, and the other...well... I guess you experienced it firsthand. So sorry OP