Transportation: Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:42

*****, enjoy being a worn out hooker in several years.

yeppitsme 0

Monday 6 July 2009 10:11

sounds like my kind of friend.

melisschampagne 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:06

I DONT agree your a ****, but i more than agree that you definitly deserved that one. They are only boys, doing what boys do...

themanistheman 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:41

****/*****/town bicycle...however you wanna look at, you get around like Tupac.

reneemadden 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:39

classsy.

overmage 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:35

somebody's been a **** and bitching about it. ***** all you want but don't FML it. O_O

Not_Dead 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:19

Hey, good for her. She's not a ****, she's experienced. Come on guys, this isn't the 1700's any more.

lolatflyingducks 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:18

How classy. Sleep with all your 'guy friends'. Makes sense. T_T;

cmac86 23

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:41

ydi you ****.

Luna__123 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:30

everybody calling her a ****, are obviously virgins, or just people whose sex lives are so dull that they like to take it out on other people.

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