Miscellaneous: Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I...

By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:13

I hear locking the door works wonders.

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bitchplease1025 3

Saturday 6 July 2013 6:03

I find this hard to believe. How violently did u jump that you apparently pulled out all of your eyelashes???

theDoctor010 4

Friday 11 October 2013 22:52

They don't always grow back.

juwannaman 11

Friday 18 April 2014 3:56

They wont

Moonunit226 19

Friday 31 October 2014 14:32

Did she rip out her eyelashes on only one of her eyes? It would be weird if she just had them missing on one side!

kenziebelle 10

Friday 9 January 2015 6:17

Fake eyelashes! :D

sulaymaniyahovar 5

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:58

Rip out all his

udaykataria 18

Monday 11 April 2016 18:06

I thought eyelashes don't grow back?

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