By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 430
You deserved it 118
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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oxymoronic 0

LOL! Agree w/ #116 :D

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kaykay10xo 0

Omg thats funny!!!

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jessxoxo28 5

LMAO!!! thats so funny!!! if i saw u at the gym doing that, i would have been laughing hysterically on the floor thanx 4 making my day XD

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wowfmlife 0

That's when you tell them that Kung Fu Fighting just came on and you got really into it

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kaylaoh 0

Lmfao that just made my day! I can so visualize yself doing the same thing

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guitar43 0

ahahhahhaa this actuallly made me laugh out loud, legit laugh. sorry dude. HIII-YAA

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K0UM0RI 0

Hahaha FYL, I can't tell you how many times that's happened to me. x'D

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