Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 13 September 2013 2:37

That asshole needs to switch to decaf. And get his eyes checked. Either that or you're a two-timing *****.

eddeeezzyy 19

Friday 13 September 2013 2:49

Hey! She's a nice lady!

Comments

meaghanromo 7

Friday 13 September 2013 3:11

Friday the 13ths bad luck is startig

ksks1234 33

Friday 13 September 2013 3:26

I am going to assume you look older than 14, like legal age.

badmandilon 19

Friday 13 September 2013 3:27

He must be a "first-timer drunk."

ifavela89 13

Friday 13 September 2013 4:00

wth that's when you hit him

wesleonard 8

Friday 13 September 2013 4:26

man period.

icepanda 6

Friday 13 September 2013 4:30

wow what a jerk

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Friday 13 September 2013 4:37

What a crazy man!

AmyJayyy 7

Friday 13 September 2013 4:38

That guy needs to check his sanity level! Did you see if anyone was recording, OP? Hope you're okay!

TAKEEEEES 8

Friday 13 September 2013 4:48

Sorry about that OP :(

joedoedoe 1

Friday 13 September 2013 4:50

he was probably making a vine, don't take it personally

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