Miscellaneous Today, I walked into the wrong funeral. FML - FML

wellshit - 20/05/2016 08:24 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I walked into the wrong funeral. FML

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Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML

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Today, and since my son was diagnosed autistic, my sister refuses to have anything to do with him, because she doesn’t want her kids around him. The only reason her two kids aren’t diagnosed with autism and ADHD is because she refuses to let doctors assess them. Her kids are worse than mine. FML

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Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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