Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest... - FML

By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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pippa08 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 12:00

go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice

SAMMILLER098 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:43

Spray air freshener??

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yaoifreak 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:51

I wonder how it smell??????

rocklare18 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:39

hah there's 4 comments and 20 likes on your post ......nvm

rummzy 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:00

And I thought it said "strongest smell of drug"

athena3100 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:58

Herbs? You mean weed?

samsam23t 8

Friday 17 June 2016 20:13

weed doesn't smell like ass

chengy4191 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:05

Weed....

simgar98 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:30

someone who is named Dung read this

midgles 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:22

Not very good I must say

EricWill 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 16:58

Weed smells great, what are you talking about

outlanding 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 1:17

hey, you could smoke weed and not get. caught.

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 11 September 2014 6:24

"Strange herbs"

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