Intimacy Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman.... - FML

lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Classic Dave

Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Sorry

Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Florida man

Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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What a wanker

no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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Breaking news

Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Nice try

Patricia89 - 22/01/2022 22:59

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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It's sus to us

Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

snuffyTHEbear 23

Sunday 14 June 2015 2:52

Ouch.

militarybrat 21

Sunday 14 June 2015 6:21

Im a swinger so i would ask to join in, but if i didnt know about it? Hell no.

Witchylady 17

Sunday 14 June 2015 6:55

Slam the door back in his face. And in your marriage and don't look back. So sorry she had to see that.

mywolfie 10

Sunday 14 June 2015 7:39

I'm so sorry but seriously get out of that marriage. that level of uncaring is really scary.

Tsukiyomi 16

Sunday 14 June 2015 16:11

Worthless trash

Shuttey 4

Sunday 14 June 2015 20:13

Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

vandahalas_fml 11

Monday 15 June 2015 13:00

ouchh

drealex360 5

Tuesday 16 June 2015 9:40

You shoulda turnt into "Lionel Richie's ex wife" and commence to whoopin both they asses!!

Hop6e 22

Friday 19 June 2015 3:57

Take him for everything in the divorce. Jackass. That's just sick, I am SOO sorry. I hope everything is resolved for the better and you come out knowing how much better you deserve.

emilyjaynemarie 13

Friday 19 June 2015 15:10

OP, you better have flipped shit on him! sounds like he doesn't even have a heart. I truly hope you left him because you KNOW you deserve better.

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